written in a classroom at the New York State Department of Labor building in Brooklyn
I don't know why I'm here.
Look, I appreciate the state of New York helping me out, I do. And the idea of having resources to help people who lack marketable job skills is great. I really believe that.
But see, I have TWO degrees. Not to be a snob about it, but I have to have some basic marketable skills by this point. So why am I sitting in this classroom?
I wish you could see this. It's like being in detention.
Oh! Class has started! I better pay attention...