did you see this story?

Allegedly...a girl from Cleveland was on a class trip and lost her virginity. She got really excited and decided to text her friend. She accidentally sent it to her father.



Story is here. As someone who recently got a touchscreen phone, it's way too easy to send a text to the wrong person. So...the story isn't impossible.

The best part about this? The creativity on the web. Someone decided to create some other "embarrassing" texts - hilarity ensues.

i am a survivor

I could survive for 1 minute, 35 seconds chained to a bunk bed with a velociraptor

Created by Bunk Beds.net

this is awesome

I'm an Usher fan, but maybe he should let these guys do ALL of his videos. Make sure you watch through the rap section.

rate your restroom!

When I was a little kid and my family would go out to eat, I would always have to use the bathroom in the restaurant, without fail. It happened so often that my parents would joke that I was rating the bathrooms. For a while I would come back with a star rating.

So when I found this website today, I knew that I would have to send it to my family. (And, quite frankly, I can't believe this even exists!)

There's a vote for the top restroom in America; let me know which one you pick. You can probably figure out which one I'll be picking...

a REAL musical

I watched this a couple of weeks ago and thought it was AWESOME. I've always wondered how real people would react to people breaking out in song...

just as i suspected

And, of course, note what time I am making this post.

Belle Chanson also had another one of these on her site - again, pegging me perfectly:



Figures. It's totally true, by the way.

another cheap post...

...because I just got done with rehearsal, and now I have to make the half-hour long drive to Rockport to see some friends.

But I'm here!

A real post tomorrow, I promise...

what to do, what to do

I've been a bad blogger lately. I've been avoiding visiting anyone's blog, because my Harry Potter book doesn't arrive from London until Friday, and I'm scared to death that someone is going to spoil the whole book for me. (Don't even think of being that person - I will literally hunt you down.)

And, of course, I really haven't been a regular poster during my time in Rockport. That has a lot to do with the amount of time I spent rehearsing/learning lines/drinking, but it's also had a lot to do with the time I've been spending with Snapple.

But now I find myself in a dilemma.

I think she's a really great girl, I do. But, once I'm done here, I'm going on vacation for two weeks. Then I'm going to be back in NYC for two weeks, and then back out here for the next gig. Which means a lot of long distance.

I have no problems doing long distance (I've done it a few times before, and I would have done it for the Power Broker), but, if I'm going to do it, I have to be 100% into the person. I don't want to be one of those actors who goes from port to port, cheating on his girlfriend/fiancee/wife. (I'd rather be the actor who just makes out with someone in each port, then leaves with no hard feelings, dignity intact for all involved.)

AndI just don't think I'm there. I'm at 75-80%. Maybe. I'm pretty sure that, given the opportunity on my travels, I'd make out with someone.

Doesn't bode well for this relationship, does it?

It's frustrating, because I think she's right for me in a lot of ways. Sure, she does some things that get on my nerves, but overall I think she's really great. But...I'm just not ready. Chalk it up to bad timing, I guess.

There are 3 1/2 weeks left here, so things may change. And that would be great. But I'm not holding my breath.

oh the places i've been

L. Britt and tuckergurl did this a while ago, and I put it away for a rainy day. Voila!



create your own visited states map
or check out these Google Hacks.

I counted the states that I've driven across, as well as places I've spent the night. Places where I've had airport layovers (Arizona, Minnesota and Texas) but didn't leave the airport don't count.

So, if you're desperately trying to figure out where Sleepy Hamlet, or Rockport, or Cowtown, or Steak City is, here's a bit of a hint. Good luck! ;-)

Chris Rock SNL Presidential Candidates

With apologies to all of the white women out there...Chris Rock is hilarious.

Watch...and learn...

i am so smart...S-M-R-T

(It's a Simpsons quote - Homer actually sings it. Hilarity.)

Bored?

Go to IQTest.com and find out how "smart" you are. Then come back here and post your results.

Don't be shy!

It really doesn't mean a whole heck of a lot. There's some chart that matches up your range with your typical job, but mine's not listed (I'm going with "hustla" nowadays). And it's just measuring academic intelligence, anyway. Which most of us aren't using.

My score? 134.

grateful

So this is week two of Operation: Work Your Ass Off.

(And the booty is shrinking, a little.)

And sure, I hate getting up early in the morning. But the jobs I'm doing now are tolerable, and it's always nice to pay your bills.

However...

Just before I went to bed the other night, I was reading old journal entries, as I am wont to do, and I realized how lucky I have been for the past four years. Since late 2002, I haven't had a job that hasn't revolved around acting - until now.

It's a little different, but it's really made me appreciate the good fortune I've had. It makes me look forward to my next opportunity. 'Til then, I've just got to keep pluggin' along.

I'm sleepy. Daily Show, then Colbert, then online time, then sleep. (Maybe this is why I'm tired all the time.)

"fuck you, horse!"

This is some funny shit.

If you know who Joey Porter is, skip the following explanation and go straight to the link.

If not, let me give you a bit of background.

Joey Porter is considered by Sports Illustrated to be the most feared player in the NFL. Until a couple of days ago, he played for my Pittsburgh Steelers. He's a passionate, animated player who talks a LOT of trash. Like, all the time. Here's his Wikipedia page, if you want more background.

He owns a couple of dogs.

What if one of his dogs could talk?

Note: make sure to click the link at the end of the column, as well as the link in the first comment. The pay-off is worth it...

pick me a lady

A funny list that I found, entitled "Who Should Justin Timberlake Date Next?" Perhaps we should swap out the words "Justin Timberlake" and insert "The Rover", huh?

Check out the list here and let me know who is right for Justin...and for me. (I think it's a toss-up between Ro and Scarlett.)