Thursday, January 17, 2008

see! i am a nice roommate

written in my living room on my laptop

January 17, 2008

To Whom It May Concern:

My name is The Rover, and I am the leaseholder on the apartment at my address in Brooklyn, NY. I am writing this letter on behalf of my stupid roommate. My stupid roommate is living in my apartment, and has been a tenant at this address since October of 2007. Attached is a copy of my lease. Please feel free to contact me with any further questions or concerns. Thank you.


The Rover

1 comment:

The Rover said...

I post this for two reasons:

1. I looked up and realized it was 12:07, and this was the only thing I had written all day - just made it!

2. To show the ridiculous things I'm doing for this guy who really doesn't deserve it. He needs documentation to show that he actually lives here so he can get health insurance, and his e-mail asking me for this letter was pretty rude.

Sometimes I am too nice.