written in my living room on my laptop
January 17, 2008
To Whom It May Concern:
My name is The Rover, and I am the leaseholder on the apartment at my address in Brooklyn, NY. I am writing this letter on behalf of my stupid roommate. My stupid roommate is living in my apartment, and has been a tenant at this address since October of 2007. Attached is a copy of my lease. Please feel free to contact me with any further questions or concerns. Thank you.