offline post rules

I did my first non-Blogger post on the second day of the year. (It's below.) Crazy.

Just to let you know how these will go, I've decided to post any offline entries completely as-is. Then, if I want to fix or add or clarify something, I'll post it in the comments. Feel free to add your own, if you feel like making fun of my poor spelling or crazy talk (like the post below). I'll also put any important information you need to know, like location, in italics above the post.

With that, I'm going to sleep for a few hours. Sleeping upright on a plane does not compare to the comfort of my crappy futon.