I'm walking to get some food with my friend (who doesn't have a F&G name yet, but will). We're walking next to each other. From the other direction comes an older black lady, probably in her 60s. She looked at me - I was wearing shorts - and said to my friend:
"I don't want to disrespect you, ma'am, but your husband has got some beautiful legs!"
Obviously, my mojo is unstoppable.