decadence

I tried caviar for the first time last night.

Salty.

Do people really love it enough to eat scoop after scoop? I can't imagine someone digging into that with tortilla chips or anything. I had mine on top of a slice of raw potato, which was much less gross than it sounds.

We had a swanky function at one of my jobs, and one of the companies that was present ended up hiring eight leggy models, who handed out promotional materials all night.

So whose phone number do I end up getting?

The assistant's.

(In my defense, she's really cute.)