Wednesday, January 11, 2006

Housekeeping

I have to mention that I absolutely hate rock salt. I don't know if it's because it makes the road white, or how it feels underfoot, or what. It makes me feel icky.

I believe that The Rover's itinerary for 2006 is set. It's all subject to change, of course, based on potential jobs or vacations or defaulting on my student loans, but this looks like the general picture.

Jan - mid Feb: Steak City. You already knew that.

mid Feb - mid Apr: Cowtown, on the West Coast. Doing more Shakespeare. Good times.

late Apr: a triumphant return to Sleepy Hamlet - see the old peeps and show my old bosses that I'm actually feeding myself by working.

May - July: New York Fuckin' City. Home sweet home. I'd love to housesit for someone, if possible. (I can tell you that I'm going to NYC because 8 million people live there - much less of a chance of someone putting two and two together...of course, now that I've said that...)

early Aug: Sleepy Hamlet. Doing some work for the kids. I'm all about the kids.

mid Aug - mid Oct: Going to a West Coast city to do the same Great American Play I'm doing in Steak City - only this time, I'm playing a much bigger part. Think I'm going to call this locale "The Strip", because both times I've been there I've thought, "This town is one big dirty strip mall!" Survival there will be fun.

mid Oct - Dec: LA. Gotta go live the dream, right? Besides, I can't take winter anymore. Looking for housesitters here, too.

Wow, looking at this list, it just hit me: I really am homeless!

I'm really hoping that I'll be able to take some type of exotic vacation sometime in the summer. Any suggestions? I could even come visit some of my blogger pals...

4 comments:

Aphrodite said...

Cyprus isn't exotic - but could use a visitor.

On second thought... maybe it'd be more fun if Wanderer and I took a road trip to one of your 10 locations over the next year...

Melissa said...

Guess what, poopsie? A chick you know has an interview in NYC next week. (YAY!!!) So the plan to be back in the land of the living is picking up steam. This summer is going to rock the party that rocks the body. You better not get all rich & famous before then and be too good to hang out with me when we're there.

Miss Fire said...

Pardon my ignorance, K, but where's "Cowtown...on the West Coast"? Can you disclose, or is that super-secret information?

The Rover said...

The location of Cowtown is super-secret info...but if you send me an e-mail and say "pretty please", I just might be persuaded to tell you...