in my brother's car
MY BROTHER: So this must be the cool spot of Fox City. The traffic is terrible and all these people are acting the fool.
ME: Yeah. Look at those people in line for something. What is that?
MY SISTER-IN-LAW: It looks like a premiere. That's why they're all in front of that board.
(silence)
ME: Um, does that guy's shirt have sequins on it?
MY BROTHER: Yeah - what is that?
ME: Um, it's the state of New Jersey.
MY BROTHER: Classy.
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No disrespect to the citizens of the great state of New Jersey (at least, not from me - I can't speak for my brother). I just found it funny that someone's idea of dressing up for some kind of premiere was a jacket over a t-shirt that has a sequined state of NJ. That's just tacky.
i am so ashamed of my state right now
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