in my brother's car
MY BROTHER: So this must be the cool spot of Fox City. The traffic is terrible and all these people are acting the fool.
ME: Yeah. Look at those people in line for something. What is that?
MY SISTER-IN-LAW: It looks like a premiere. That's why they're all in front of that board.
ME: Um, does that guy's shirt have sequins on it?
MY BROTHER: Yeah - what is that?
ME: Um, it's the state of New Jersey.
MY BROTHER: Classy.