"fuck you, horse!"

This is some funny shit.

If you know who Joey Porter is, skip the following explanation and go straight to the link.

If not, let me give you a bit of background.

Joey Porter is considered by Sports Illustrated to be the most feared player in the NFL. Until a couple of days ago, he played for my Pittsburgh Steelers. He's a passionate, animated player who talks a LOT of trash. Like, all the time. Here's his Wikipedia page, if you want more background.

He owns a couple of dogs.

What if one of his dogs could talk?

Note: make sure to click the link at the end of the column, as well as the link in the first comment. The pay-off is worth it...