This is some funny shit.
If you know who Joey Porter is, skip the following explanation and go straight to the link.
If not, let me give you a bit of background.
Joey Porter is considered by Sports Illustrated to be the most feared player in the NFL. Until a couple of days ago, he played for my Pittsburgh Steelers. He's a passionate, animated player who talks a LOT of trash. Like, all the time. Here's his Wikipedia page, if you want more background.
He owns a couple of dogs.
What if one of his dogs could talk?
Note: make sure to click the link at the end of the column, as well as the link in the first comment. The pay-off is worth it...