...and yet I don't want any of the food in my house. Is that strange?
Maybe I should just order a pizza. Of course, I had a pizza last night.
I suppose the easiest thing to do would be to just not eat. But...then I'll be hungry (thank you, Captain Obvious).
These are the days when I just want the food pill, you know? One capsule will satisfy you for hours!
All right, all right. I'll see if there's anything in the fridge.