oh, Montreal

You are uber cool. I mean, I've got a city - me and Brooklyn are very happy together - but if I were single and looking...you would be number one on the list.

I mean, you've got your bilingualism, which is so sexy, and your hot skinny residents. And then you throw in the smoked meat sandwiches, and the poutine, and your ultra-clean Metro, and the nightlife, and the shopping, and your cheap tasty beer...well, let's just say that you're going to make someone very happy someday. Sure you've got only two seasons (and your winter is much longer than your summer), but I can learn to live with that. Really.

So...is it OK if I see you again at some point? Brooklyn doesn't mind...