Stop what you're doing.
Now, read this article from the USA TODAY. It's about a month old, but no matter.
Why should you read it?
Because...um, I can't believe I'm actually typing this...well...
Apparently, YOUR government...is using millions of YOUR tax dollars to tell you to...NOT have sex.
Specifically, adults ages 20-29.
As this San Francisco Chronicle article states, this really makes me want to go out and have sex immediately.