Because I have to tell someone:
You know what drives me crazy?
I go into a fine coffee establishment that advertises "free" wireless. Because, you know, you're supposed to pay for the internet by purchasing something, I do. A cup of coffee. A muffin. A cupcake. All of the above.
Then I find a seat. Pull out my laptop. Plug it in...and the f'n internet doesn't work.
You couldn't, like, put up a sign saying that it's down? Idiots.
I hate that.